Did iPod Pat Go To The Wing Bowl Without The Stoop?
It's been a long time goal for the Stoop Kids to all attend the Wing Bowl together as not only representatives of The Stoop, but as a family. The Wing Bowl is a special time for the people of Philadelphia. One weekday morning before the Super Bowl, a bunch of blue collar workin, Credence Clearwater Revival listenin, Wawa hoagie eatin, Eagles fans show up at The Farg (The Wells Fargo Center for those of you idiots who call it The Center) to eat some wings, drink some beer, and see some boobs.
It's a great time to be alive. You show up at 4-5am to watch some wing competition and other antics, patiently waiting on the 7am hour when they start serving beer. South Philly Moms turn into strippers, Delco Dad's turn into.... Delco Dad's. And the world keeps on turning. Truly a spectacle that should only be witnessed in person.
Now, the Stoop Kids and I talk all the time. We talk sports. We share stories from around the internet and discuss them. We share funny videos, memes, and gifs. And we plan things. Specifically revolved around sporting events or beer. Basically, we tell each other everything. So, it was quite a sight when I woke up this morning (my day off) to see our one and only iPod Pat's Instagram story...
I could smell the beer from here. Eagles chants everywhere. And all at 4am on a Friday (my day off, did I mention that yet?).
I texted Matty Ice immediately out of the sheer F.O.M.O. I just woke up to. I had to know if he was there as well.
"Wing Bowl? No man, I'm answering emails right now. Why do you ask?". HE HAD NO IDEA!
Normally, I wouldn't even care about this. Normally, I would let this slide by the way side. But as a company man, and more importantly a family man, I expect better from iPod Pat. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
I'm not one to complain, I hardly ever share my issues. But the fact that iPod Pat is still texting us, basically BRAGGING about the sauce, the titties, the beer, and the fact that he woke up at 2am for it all? And not even APOLOGIZING for the fact that we didn't receive even a hint of attendance to Wing Bowl 2018 is more disrespectful then those pencil sharpening nerds in Vegas I tell you all about in the Digest. (#THICKSACK)
See? The proof is in the pudding. He's not even sorry.
If he dosn't have some content and opinions on Wing Bowl 2018 by end of business, we may have to put iPod Pat on Double Secret Probation.
And would it kill the man to write something about the Super Bowl!? He is our Eagles blogger after all.
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