I Got the Key: For a Sixers Game 5 Victory

A new game, a new key. Crazy - I know. The Flyers did NOT listen to my key from last week, and look where they are now. Eliminated from the playoffs, and trading in their hockey sticks for golf clubs. Time to work on the back nine boys! With that said, the Sixers play their 5th game of this years playoffs tonight with a 3-1 series lead (and the game is at home). So, without further a-do. Tonight's key!

Man-oh-man, you guys thought you were going to get the key that easy? Never! I always need to throw in a couple pointless tweets for the build up. Everyone is so ready to leave their desk for their lunch break - but they can't! Not when they see this pop-up on their feed! How could you possibly leave at the thought of missing the one single key to victory!? I could have kept everyone at their cubes till 5pm with no lunch after dropping this. But luckily, I'm a nice guy who understands the importance of a mid-day break for some nourishment in the workplace as it is right and just. So, just seconds later - I bring the Heat (pun intended el oh el).

Wow, I just realized my twitter thinks i live in the central time zone (check the time stamp - I did this an hour in the future)! Silly twitter, oh well - I promise these were right before lunch. Can you imagine seeing that right before lunch? The thought of a team who won a combined 40 games over the course of 4 years, to now be the front runner in the Eastern Conference! What could the key possibly be!?

GADZOOKS!? And just like that, before the 12 o'clock hour even hits. I unlock the refrigerator so Jane from Accounting can get her tuna salad sandwich on rye. A little appetizer before the main course. This key will allow the Sixers to clinch the 2nd round to face either the bobo Celtics or the bobo Bucks. Enjoy your lunch everyone!