I just wrapped up dropping the kids off at the pool when it dawned on me that people who use the term ‘no wipe’ are just totally fraudulent. Let’s take this most recent brew-ha as an example. I finished up, took a swipe at the ol’ leather cheerio, and was amazed to find a totally clean sheet - shades of Petr Čech circa 2004/2005 . I immediately considered sending a snapchat to my friend group with the hashtag #nowipe, but then it hit me. I had in fact wiped. Do people just us