The Degenerate Digest v.129

This shit is wild. Absolute chaos. Every week, titans of the industry collapse. Bama with a big ol’ nothing burger against Oklahoma. Texas A&M duffin’ it to Auburn. Oh, and Rivalry Week has already seen the SEC Champion favorites need 8OT’s to take down GEORGIA TECH (no offense Georgia Tech, respect). I must say, this has probably been my favorite college football season in quite some time. Sure, there isn’t a team for us to ride waves with, but that just means we get to enjoy all teams week in and week out.

Rivalry Week brings our regular season to a close. For today’s card, I’m going to try combining a couple of different Joey Digest trends. Really lean into the chaos factor. Throw the record books out the window, let’s fuck.

Michigan @ (2) Ohio State: Under 42.5

This line opened at 44.5, 79% of the bets and 69% of the money has come in on the over but the line has moved down 2 points. They’re begging ya to take that over. Thick sack. 

Final Score: Ohio State 27, Michigan 13

(15) South Carolina @ (12) Clemson: South Carolina +3

South Carolina is without a doubt the spicer team here. We had a good run with Clemson during the middle of the season, but since that Louisville loss they’ve been shaky. Can’t count The Citadel. The Gamecocks have what it takes. 3 of their last 5 wins have come against Oklahoma, Texas A&M, and Missouri. Their last loss was to Alabama on October 12th, which they covered the spread by a handful (27-25). Good teams win, great teams cover. Go Cocks!

Final Score: South Carolina 28, Clemson 24

West Virginia @ Texas Tech: Over 64.5

Just look at this matchup. This game just screams over. Look at it and tell me it isn’t screaming bloody murder about the over. 

The Mountaineers have scored over 30 points in 8 of their 11 games, while the Red Raiders defense has conceded 35 or more points in 7 of their 11 this season. Just have some fun you two. 

Final Score: Texas Tech 34, West Virginia 31

Kansas @ Baylor: Over 61.5

I know Baylor’s team total didn’t work for us last week, only putting up 20 on Houston. You know whose team total has worked recently, in particular against the same Houston defense? Kansas (42pts). They’ve also been able to slap 45 on Iowa State, and 37 on Colorado. Points, points, points.

Final Score: Kansas 33, Baylor 30

(5) Notre Dame @ USC: Notre Dame -6.5

This is such a classic Notre Dame let down spot. It couldn’t be more of a classic Notre Dame let down spot. But with how the Irish have been playing since NIU, just kicking teams teeth in, you have to take this line. I hope you have FD (no free ads), because this line is all over the place, some places rocking -7.5. Going with my gut here.

Final Score: Notre Dame 32, USC 20

Arkansas @ (24) Missouri: Over 53.5

Missouri has had a decent season and will want to finish with a bang at home, putting up an average of 33 points at Faurot Field this season. They need to get going early and force the Razorbacks to stay in the game offensively, which they absolutely are capable of (when the other team is scoring). 

Final Score: Missouri 31, Arkansas 27

(3) Texas @ Texas A&M: Under 48.5

Aggies off such a lame loss, and Texas still not really having played anyone. If I had to pick which side of the ball for Texas would be more consistent in a potential upset, it would be the defense. And I’m just not seeing this one being a shootout at Kyle Field. Thick sack.

Final Score: Texas 24, Texas A&M 20

(24) Kansas State @ (18) Iowa State: Under 51.5

This line opened at 52.5, with 64% of the bets and 52% of the money coming in on the over. The line has moved down a point, and they are really hoping, praying, you take the over. Thick sack.

Final Score: Kansas State 27, Iowa State 24

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