Turns out your gut speaks to you this time of year. We’re approaching some of the best eating seasons, of course it wants you in the win column. How else are you affording that smoked turkey and honey baked ham?  With the penultimate week of college football upon us, I want to be clear in my intentions for today’s lack-luster slate. We need more. If year one of the 12-team playoff taught me anything, it’s that I want to hammer each and every game this post-season. And the onl

Me after reading all of my DM’s following last week’s 1-4 performance..  I understand this is all part of the gig. I can take the criticism. No problem. What I don’t understand is you bums acting like I haven’t kept your wallets in a place of comfort. I’m a securities firm you fools. 40-26 on the year. 61%. Do we have a problem here? I know when to put my hand up, I haven’t been seeing the board right. But let’s not get desperate here. No reason to bring out the coin flip jus

Well that wasn’t pleasant. At least we can say we made it to Week 9 before getting skull fucked. I blame getting my wisdom teeth out. I lacked wisdom. I may never be wise again. We’ll find out this week. Before we get to this week though, we need to talk about the current state of broadcasting options for consumers. This whole YouTube TV/ESPN (Disney) thing is an outrage. It’s a scandal. There are a few things here that really grind my gears.  The internet has singlehandedly

I told you there was something in the air last week. What do you want me to do about the Clemson wave? It crashed an hour before kickoff when Cade Klubnik was ruled a no-go out of nowhere. What do you want me to do about the best color game in sports over? God said ‘ rain during the most important play of the game for the over ’, and our luck went about 20 yards left of the goalpost. When something is in the air, there is seemingly nothing you can do. What do you want me to d

Now THIS is spooky season. There is something in the air of late. It could be my farts, but it could also just be the chaos that is college football. Time to make a list. James Franklin, smell my farts Oregon loses to Indiana Oklahoma rushed back John Mateer  Cignetti extension Bill Belichick has a really cool website made by his 24 year old graphic designer Matt Rhule did his best James Franklin impression the minute he was rumored to be the next head coach in Happy Valley

Anyone that has issues with last week's 3-5 record can always submit feedback to our complaint department.  Some of you degenerates really have no self-awareness. Blasting me for a losing week in an all time winning season to date, and basically admitting that you can’t read. Yeah, that’s right ya hillbillies, ya can’t read. Do yourself a favor, if you can even read this, and go back to last week’s newsletter for the Clemson breakdown. I basically told you to put your blanke

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Volume 140? Shiiiiiiitttttttttt I could go for 1-40 myself right now… A Friday night in the Poconos will do it to ya. Even ran into a...

The amount of you offering jackets, water bottles, body wash, Uber Eats discount codes, etc. - concerning. Not in the sense that I know...

Can you just listen to me? Bookmakers, are all just panty droppers, you understand? That’s it. Listen, you give em my picks, couple of my...

Well, would you look at that? Joey Digest showed up again. Any given Saturday. I’m sure Vegas thought with all the extra attention on my...

Well well well. A week filled with texts, calls, emails, faxes, and carrier pigeons. All with the same message. “My bookie is thinking...

This shit is wild. Absolute chaos. Every week, titans of the industry collapse. Bama with a big ol’ nothing burger against Oklahoma....

Undefeated lifetime in public #PremiumMemberTickleTeaser’s. Congrats to all who chose that adventure. 5-3 record ain’t too shabby either,...

Sheeeeeeiitt. A flippin coin can go 6-2? As Omar Little once said, all in the game yo… all in the game. Three regular season weeks left!?...