The Degenerate Digest v.146

Me after reading all of my DM’s following last week’s 1-4 performance.. 

I understand this is all part of the gig. I can take the criticism. No problem.

What I don’t understand is you bums acting like I haven’t kept your wallets in a place of comfort. I’m a securities firm you fools. 40-26 on the year. 61%. Do we have a problem here?

I know when to put my hand up, I haven’t been seeing the board right. But let’s not get desperate here. No reason to bring out the coin flip just yet. Instead, let’s bring out a big ol’ card (record breaking, actually) filled with winners (potentially record breaking amount of winners, actually). Yeah, I like the sound of that. I’ll keep this week's format short and sweet for ya too. No problem. 

(5) Georgia @ Mississippi State: Under 56.5

Open: 57.5

Bets: 52% Over

Money: 68% Over

Line moved down. Hmmmm

Final Score: Georgia 27, Mississippi State 21

JMU @ Marshall: Over 53.5

These two offenses are single handedly creating more jobs for the US economy in the field of statisticians with how many points they have been putting up. 

Final Score: JMU 37, Marshall 32

UAB @ Rice: UAB +1.5

Open: UAB +4.5

Bets: 65% Rice

Money: 55% Rice

Reverse line movement like ya read about. Sharps on UAB. 

Final Score: UAB 31, Rice 24

Maryland @ Rutgers: Over 56.5

Final Score: Maryland 35, Rutgers 32

(3) Texas A&M @ (22) Missouri: Texas A&M -6.5

Trust Your Gut.

Final Score: Texas A&M 32, Missouri 24

(9) Oregon @ (20) Iowa: Under 42.5

Some slight reverse line movement here on some books, 41.5 in a few spots with a lot of money coming in on the over. Apparently no one looks at weather reports anymore. 40 degrees and 100% chance of precipitation in Kinnick. 

Final Score: Iowa 21, Oregon 17

(23) Washington @ Wisconsin: Wisconsin Team Total O16.5

WISCONSIN HAS ON SCORED 17 POINTS ACROSS THEIR LAST FOUR GAMES. THAT MEANS THEY HAVE ONLY SCORE 17 TOTAL POINTS SINCE SEPTEMBER 21ST. ITS NOVEMBER 8TH. WHY IS THIS TEAM TOTAL SO HIGH COMPARED TO THE DATA. AND THE ODDS ARE -112! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE THIS SICK, DISGUSTING, PUTRID LINE. DRINK UP, BADGERS FANS.

Final Score: Washington 27, Wisconsin 17

LSU @ (4) Alabama: LSU +10.5

This was a tough one for me. Except it wasn’t. You don’t get many ‘Brian Kelly Fired Locker Room Vibe Shift Lock’s of the Time It Took to Get Brian Kelly Fired’ locks.

Final Score: Alabama 31, LSU 21

Nebraska @ UCLA: UCLA ML

Fuck Nico, but if Nico can win me money, Fuck Yeah Nico. Nebraska has one of the worst offensive lines in college football, and the only reason they have wins this season is because of their loony-bin QB who is now out for the year. 

Final Score: UCLA 2, Nebraska 0 - No points for Nico. Fuck Nico. 

Just gave you 9 picks. No #PremiumMemberTickleTeaser today ya junkies.

Running Record: (350-291-7)