The Degenerate Digest v.149
- Nov 29, 2025
- 3 min read
Rivalry Week. Plenty of chaos already hitting the papers. No, not the chaos of your drunk uncle doing his best Shane Gillis impression of a President Trump impression of his most recent tweet at Thanksgiving, but chaos in the college football landscape.
Lane Kiffin watch remains in effect, even after a convincing victory in the Egg Bowl yesterday. Texas A&M finally goes down, giving paths for Georgia and Ole Miss entry into the SEC title game. The ACC has a bajillion options, but the only real one is SMU. And the best team in the country needs to not only beat a team on the field today, but the ghosts that seemingly live rent free in Ryan Day’s head.
Massive card today. Straight and to the point with these picks.
(1) Ohio State @ (15) Michigan: Alt Line Parlay, Ohio State -3.5 & Under 52.5
I know, I’m falling for the same trap as last year. I really should just be picking Michigan +10.5 and calling it a day. I just can’t under any circumstance look at these Buckeye’s receivers and Julian Sayin competing for a record breaking completion percentage season in the sport of college football and not be wary of a potential 2 touchdown victory. Which means I really should just be picking Ohio State -10.5 and calling it a day. I just can’t under any circumstance look at one of the last cool narratives surrounding Big 10 coaches and not be wary of the ‘Ryan Day can’t win THE GAME’ headline. Haven’t ripped an alt line parlay in a few weeks, let’s give this one a go from 25 degrees in The Big House.
Final Score: Ohio State 27, Michigan 21
(12) Miami @ (22) Pitt: Under 49.5
Thick Sack Alert!
There is an egregious amount of money on this over and the line has hardly budged. When was the last time the Hurricanes played in 20 degree temps? Not to mention the fact both of these teams like to bring the pass rush. A lot. And both quarterbacks tend to get whacked out of sorts then they are under pressure. I like a defensive game here from the stadium once and always known on this blog as Heinz field.
Final Score: Pitt 24, Miami 21
Clemson @ South Carolina: South Carolina -2.5
Gamecocks have played up all season for having a shit record. I expect them to have more heart to finish strong, regardless of this being Dabo’s (potential) last game with the program.
Final Score: South Carolina 28, Clemson 24
(6) Oregon @ Washington: Washington Team Total Under 21.5
When the Huskies play any kind of relevant defense, they simply cannot move the ball. Against Ohio State, Michigan, and Wisconsin combined this year… 23 points.
Final Score: Oregon 24, Washington 17
LSU @ (8) Oklahoma: Under 36.5
Lol. What do you want me to do here? This is an impressively low total. Last two weeks, fuck it.
Final Score: Oklahoma 21, LSU 14
(10) Alabama @ Auburn: Alt Line Parlay, Auburn +14.5 & Over 39.5
The Iron Bowl. Auburn can 100% play spoiler here, I don’t care how bad of a year they’ve had. They only lost to Georgia by 10, Oklahoma by 7, and A&M by 6. In a rivalry game that has seen some of the greatest moments in sports history? Why not War
Eagle?
Final Score: Alabama 28, Auburn 21
(21) SMU @ Cal: SMU -13.5
I’m just hot with SMU right now, which means you should for sure take Cal.
Final Score: Cal Outright, probably. But SMU by 14.
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