The Degenerate Digest v.162
Leave it to Vegas to take your rat line shtick and swap out the cheese for a warm serving of humble pie. Also, leave it to daycare to get your kid sick non-stop and even when you’re not allowed to bring the sick kid in they still pay a house visit and threaten to break your knees if you don’t pay the full bill. Daycare is wayyyy worse than Vegas. I’ll happily clean my humble pie plate and move along.
A sick baby means one thing, and one thing only. Shooters shoot, rapid fire picks!
Florida @ (7) Texas: Texas -10.5
Bounceback game for Arch, I fully expect his talents to be on display today. If they’re not, he might be cooked.
Final Score: Texas 34, Florida 21
(25) Northwestern @ Michigan State: Northwestern -7.5
This seems like a rat line, in particular because Northwestern has become a household story at this point in the season. But I just don’t see Michigan State being able to defend the revival of the Wing-T.
Final Score: Northwestern 31, Michigan State 17
Auburn @ (1) Georgia: Georgia -19.5
Auburn sucks.
Final Score: Georgia 34, Auburn 13
Florida State @ (3) Miami: Florida State +21
No idea why I like this line, I just do. I saw it and immediate gut reaction was ‘huh, I kinda like this line’.
Final Score: Miami 37, Florida State 17
(18) Oklahoma State @ (20) Houston: Over 62.5
Points.
Final Score: Points.
(2) Notre Dame @ (8) BYU: Notre Dame -10.5
BYU is not a Top 10 team. I can’t say I think Notre Dame couldn’t set itself up like it always does and buff a game as schedule merchants, but this one is more about me seeing a BYU squad taking a step back in development from where they were last season.
Final Score: Notre Dame 32, BYU 21
Next Week: The Return of the #PremiumMemberTickleTeaser, but this week - take Alabama -7.5 if ya know what's good for ya!
Running Record: (397-336-7)
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